I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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