if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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