we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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