if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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