I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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