Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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