this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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