Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
My vagina just recognized that song.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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