I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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