can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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