I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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