You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Terrible idea I love it
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I think my moral compass just broke
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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