i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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