I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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