It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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