Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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