Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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