you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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