Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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