so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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