There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
