Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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