So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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