im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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