I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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