I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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