She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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