Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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