Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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