Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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