Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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