Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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