Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
don't judge my taste in strippers
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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