Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just found puke in my bra..
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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