HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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