So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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