Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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