Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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