very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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