Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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