Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
pray to the hookup gods
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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