You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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