On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Plan B is the new Plan A
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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