why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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