I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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