white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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