I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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