I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
It's not a walk of shame if you run
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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