kristin has been a bad kristin
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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