I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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